oh my god Tumblr totally agrees with me that Dan McShane from Jeopardy is beautiful. And here I was, thinking I was the only one.
Really guys. He is just so…
2 weeks ago
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But we’re gonna start by
Drinking old cheap bottles of wine,
Shit talking up all night,
Saying things we haven’t for a while
VAMPIRE DIARIES SEASON FINALE
This show is the reason why I don’t work on Thursdays.
“Listen…
I’ll prolly never be that guy when I walk by, And my Hindu friend once told me the beauty of karma This is for my bringing-your-favorite-flowers, sit-up- And this is for those guys that understand that to make love,
you lick your lips and you prolly won’t start switchin’
your hips on purpose when you walk by me.
And I’ll prolly never be the star of your fantasy
and hell, if I was ever in your dream,
you’d prolly be passin’ me, over to that big burly guy
with his shirt off, with the whip cream and hot candle wax,
and that’s okay ‘cause I wanna get to know you.. before I get in you.
so I thought if I shared my soul, I might get one in return.
In return, I wanna find my connection, not too concerned
with affection ‘cause I understand that in time, that will come.
But this is for those guys that are looking for a beautiful soul, not a quick fix.
For my guys lookin’ for their wives, not these quick tricks.
For my understand-that-our-bodies-aren’t-always-going-to-be-strong
-enough-for-sex guys. So lookin’ to see if our-minds-still-connect guys.
and-talk-for-hours-just-to-hear-you-laugh guys.
And see, I wanna remember the color of your eyes
before I remember the taste of your inner thigh.
I want the color of your eyes to be the reason why I open mine
and my eyes are open. And they say when you’re lookin’
for gold, simply start by putting yourself in a place where gold is.
I’m lookin’ for your soul, so I’ll start back where your soul sits—your eyes.
you must first have love. This is for my destiny-is-written-above guys.
This is to us needing, loving, and treating you the way a woman should be treated.
All the times we loved, and all the times we mistreated our love.
All our fights, arguments, and all the times we got heated
because it happens, and people do that. Now that we’re past all of that,
now we know that love is more than physical, this is to us having
the best, most amazing… sex, I mean, I mean, love of our lives. Peace.”
This dude proposed to his girlfriend like this.
Submitted by casserolesandhandshakes
(Source: erkerk)
I love when guys have to stop being friends with me because their girlfriends are insecure bitches. Calm your tits, girls. I’m not out to steal your man.
Amen
(Source: yourefuckingannoying)
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If you have the audacity to walk out of my life, don’t expect me to wait for your return and have a welcome mat laid out on the front door for you cos… THERE WILL BE NO WELCOME BACKS, BITCH.
I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur
AD Reads: “Be comfortable in your own skin, and let animals keeps theirs.”
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“I don’t think a living being should suffer for the sake of fashion, period. End of story.
“And as humans, we have control. What if someone said, ‘Black skin is the new fur’?”
-Taraji P. Henson
This.
(Source: New York Daily News)
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Kimmmmy 'Bamf' Ho
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